For many students, the AS Senate Elections are a three day celebration for apathy and discontent. "What the hell is AS?" said junior Collin Payton. "Chapman U has a Senate? Where have I been for the last three years?"
However, many students are gearing up for a new sort of celebration for student government. "I highry suggest you arr go out and vote for AS Erections," said Chapman Enthusiast Yung Chou. "Let us arr cerebrate erection day!"
With the influence of students like Chou, many students have spent a significant amount of time cerebrating the recent erections. "I've put a lot of thought into it and I'm going to vote this semester," said senior Julie Bibble. "I think I have a pretty good idea of who should win the AS Erections and I want my voice to be heard."
The Lambda Pi Omega fraternity is expected to have a party cerebrating the erection results this Thursday as the polls come in. "We're all really excited," said Lambda Pi Omega Member Hayden Arter. "It's about time we take the time to bring attention to great Chapman Erections."
To Vote For the AS Elections, go to: http://www.chapman.edu/as/elections.asp
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