For the last three days, an unknown film crew has been shooting an unknown film in the Orange circle. "They're totally filming part of Iron Man 2," said student Casey Bennett. "Jesus! Is that a Porsche with a film rig?" asked student Hellen Barter. "Indeed, it is," said Jesus.
Although Chapman University is one of the most well-respected film universities in the world, it appears that everyone still shits themselves when they see a movie camera. "It's just so cool," said Bennett. "To think that I'll be watching Iron Man 2 and see the circle is just dope."
"The traffic is so shitty," said student William P. Blackwell. "I don't give a crap what their doing. Just move it along. I know you're going to say that I'm shitting myself over this matter, but I'm totally not. You're a fucking bastard, Chuck."
"I don't give a shit," said Alan Wortwick. "It's totally not Iron Man 2."
This is the word of the Lord.
5 complaints:
This is the first post in quite a while that hasn't revolved around vaginas.
Is everything okay?
Loooove you.
-ZG
Dear ZG,
You will notice that Wednesday article, entitled "Daily Chapman Staff "Too Influenced" By That There "Nigger Music"", had absolutely nothing to do with anything vaginal. Although, our week closed out below the projected number of student pregnancies, we are pleased to report that Saturday has already turned out some positive results and next week should be a real looker.
We appreciate your concern and your love, even though I have no idea who you are.
Best,
AW
AW,
I believe I overlooked that previous article. My apologies. You may keep my love and concern regardless of my poor comprehension.
Always yours,
ZG
ZG,
You're a chill, dude. Come to the offices of the Daily Chapman and I'll have one of my bitches make love to you.
Love always,
AW
AW,
I would like that. Perhaps we can crack a cold one together as they take place in a jello wrestling match of sorts.
No Homo,
ZG
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