by Ernie Palm
No fucking way, man! No fucking way! There is twatsauce all over your fucking couch man. Check it out! It was fucking James wasn’t it? I know man. Who the fuck else was on your couch last night? Fuckin’, it was that Summer slut wasn’t it? She’s such a fucking bitch. I can’t believe… with fucking James, too. Left fucking twatsauce on your fucking couch man. YOUR fucking couch. Fuckin! Holy fucking shit! It’s all over the fucking rug. This twatsauce shit is all over the fucking rug! Who the fuck is going to clean your fucking rug man? AND your fucking couch? This shit is fucking horrible! I can’t fucking believe it!
Fuck. Dude. What’s this? Fuckin’… There’s blood on the carpet over here. What the fuck is this? Summer was a virgin? No fucking way. Not fucking possible. Twatsauce on the couch and the rug, blood on the fucking carpet. Oh fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Hahaha. Oh my fucking God. She was on her motherfucking period man! There’s a fucking bloody tampon in here man. This shit is fucking gross! Fuckin! Think of James with a bloody fucking knocker man! That shit is GROSS. Holy fucking shit! He is never gonna live this one down! Fuckin’ prick! Holy shit!
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