Today's Fan Mail

Submitted by Alex Prikhodko

Today, we received the following fan mail:

Hi and Happy New Year!

I came across your site while researching Google Images for keyword "phil michelson" and one of your pages (http://www.dailychapman.com/) was ranked on the 32nd page of the Google Images search results.

I'm sure there are plenty of your other images in Google Image Search for many different keywords as well, it's just I came across this one first. Anyway, I looked through your site and correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like you are getting a lot of your visitors from image search, like Google Images, Yahoo Image Search, etc.

What if I told you that my team and I have developed a tool that reports on your site's rank (position) in all search engines for all keywords? Meaning, you know exactly where your site is ranked in Google, Yahoo, Google Images, Google News and so forth for each and every keyword.

Interesting, isn't it? :)

Installation is very simple, no programming or previous knowledge required. Please feel welcome to create your own account.

Anyway, thank you for your time, and don't hesitate to email me with any questions or comments.

Thanks,
Alex Prikhodko
Lead Developer of expo-MAX Real Analytics

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Dear Mr. Prikhodko,

We're The Daily Chapman. We don't give a fuck.

And why the hell were you searching "phil michelson" on Google Images? Creeper.

Affectionately,

Alan Wortwick
Editor-In-Chef
The Daily Chapman
http://www.dailychapman.com
awortwick@dailychapman.com