by the Handle of Rum on my desk
"Dude! My iPod's fucked!" said Arnold Krezner to classmate Audrey Penicost. His iPod was indeed, fucked.
"Haha!" replied Penicost. "You know what would be really funny? Let's turn on Chapman Radio!"
"Oh yeah!" replied Krezner. "That shit is always horrible." Unfortunately, for their alcoholism, that shit was not horrible.
Krezner tuned his laptop to Chapman Radio's Boner Jams at 10pm on Friday night. Much to the surprise of the audience, participants of Krezner's biweekly drunken rage described the music choice as "bumpin'", "superb" inclusive of "sexy narration".
"It's weird," said attendee Michael Connelly. "I never thought Chapman Radio had the potential to be good. Especially with a show name like Boner Jams. That shit was off the hook though."
"It used to be that when I listened to Chapman Radio," said Alex Cobenly. "That I would want to drink myself to death. Now, I just... I just... I wanna dance. A lot."
Rumors that Chapman is looking into starting a new danceaholics anonymous club for all the people affected by how awesome Chapman Radio is right now have been circulating. For now, people who feel the need to shake their groove thing are expected to do so right outside the Levy / Kertes studio in Henley Basement.
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