According to a recent survey by the sociology department, ten out of ten students prefer to have meat in their mouths as opposed to weird, green, leafy things.
"Weird, green, leafy things?" said student Argentina Chipotle. "That doesn't sound sexy at all. I'd rather just have it raw in my mouth."
"I don't really know how I feel about meat in my mouth," said student Michael Perrara, "but weird leafy things just... I'll pass."
Although questions have arisen about the wording of the survey, many stand behind the findings. "Super blowsy orgy! My house next Tuesday," said Professor Whinningham.
In accordance with all sociology department surveys, no pussies, vegetarians, assholes, cum-guzzling thundercunts, lepers, depressed housewifes, arrogant pricks, Jews, people named Adam, alcoholics, recording artists, construction workers, Russians, people who use sporks, psychologists, dancers or over-emotional people in the theater department were included in the survey. The survey includes a 40% margin of error and a fourteen-inch penis.
More on this story as it develops.
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