by YouPorn Star Angela Sexkitten
Monday, Chapman's Conservatory of Music announced that YouTube Sensation Tay Zonday, most popularly known for his esteemed piece "Chocolate Rain" (http://www.youtube.com/v/EwTZ2xpQwpA), which has over 48 million views on YouTube, will be joining the faculty for the Conservatory of Music in Fall 2010 as the honorary Artist-In-Residence.
"Zonday is a brilliant musician," said Dean of the College of Performing Arts Bill Hall. "He is exactly the kind of role-model that we want for our students. With his flawless voice and incredible composition talent, he is the perfect example of what it takes to be hugely successful in the music industry."
Students have mixed feelings about Zonday's arrival. "Didn't he get popular for being retarded on YouTube?" said one student. "Fuck, yeah! Chocolate Rain! Chapman University LIVE 2010! Woo!" said another. "I never thought my tuition dollars would go to a YouTube star," said Alan Wortwick. "Please kill me," said Larry Prendergast.
I've always wanted to say this: Chocolate Rain, bitches.
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