According to University Press, Hasbro Toys has halted production on the highly-anticipated Jim Doti action figure due to a recent ad campaign by local Orange sex shop "A Touch of Romance". The recent campaign, which has taken campus by storm, reads very simply: "The difference between a toy and an adult toy is location, location, location."
"We really don't want our administrator action figures to be used as attachments to clitoral vibrators," said Dean of Students Jerry Price. "I just don't think Mrs. Price or Mrs. Doti would feel comfortable about that. The whole BB Gun into the laundry chute was one thing. This is something else entirely."
Students have had mixed responses. "I would've loved to say that I had Doti in my vagina," said one student. "The whole thought of the thing is really gross, actually," said another. "I ate a big red candle," said William P. Blackwell.
Although Hasbro has announced that the toys have been halted indefinitely, inside sources tell Daily Chapman that production should resume sometime next Spring. Sorry ladies. Your vaginas will have to wait one more year.
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