Prospective students from the Middle Eastern nation of Jordan were outraged Monday to learn that the Jordanian flag hung at the Global Citizens Plaza is upside down.
"You really expect me to come to a school that disrespects my country that much," said one of the students. "No way Chapman. You're never getting $160,000 out of me!"
"It's an outrage," said Jordanian Prime Minister Samir Rifai. "This is special middle finger from Chapman University. We got to war, NOW!"
Although Jim Doti was unavailable for comment, members of the Pi Kappa Beta fraternity were seen at their fraternity house across from Hooves' Liquor Mart suiting up and preparing for battle. "No A-Rab is going to take me alive," said unknown white-hooded figure. "I'm gonna fight these turban-wearers to the grave!"
Horrible, disjunctive racism aside, the flag is actually upside down. We're not fucking around here. The green bar is on the top. The black is on bottom. An image of the actual Jordanian flag has been provided for Chapman's assistance.
So much for diversity week...
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