Sources tell the Daily Chapman that some students got together and
made a really cool club. This comes as a huge surprise to the mostly
ignorant campus.
"I had no idea," said some guy in your Political Science class (you
know, the one you get really high before you go). "We have clubs?"
Although the supposed club is really neat in conception, it has five
members to date. "It's really kind of sad," said club leader girl who
you've never heard of. "I thought we had something really neat here.
Something that people would want to be apart of. I guess people just
don't have passion."
According to that one guy who sits next to you in Pre-Calculus, the
leaders and members of this club are getting "really fucking tired" of
having "no one attend". He suspects the club will dissolve within the
week, just like your virginity the first week of college (Yeah. We
know about that. We're the Daily Chapman, motherfucker).
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