by Internet Report Andrew Melcock
While cruising around the new internet sensation "ChatRoulette" Tuesday night, student Mark Hayson was startled to have met Conan O'Brien, newly unemployed former host of the Tonight Show on NBC.
"It was a real honor," said Hayson. "I immediately put my dick back in my shorts, but before I could say hello, he was gone... There's no mistaking that hair though."
The former talk show host had little to say about the experience beyond a statement left on his twitter, which simply said, "'Jumbo' shrimp? WTF!!" Hayson's rebuttal was simply to say, "I have no idea what that means, but if Conan said it, I will cherish it forever."
In other news, Alan Wortwick and O'Brien have enter negotiations to bring the esteemed jobless man to The Daily Chapman, but unfortunately, mention of this fact was only to make the article seem longer and more impressive than it actually is and no agreement was henceforth made.
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